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Last login: 2 weeks agoMayonessa: stacy is a 27 year old woman from Chicago, Illinois, USA.; Likes 258 pages • 129 fans • Received 39 reviews; Member since Sep 08, 2004

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Apr 3, 2007 9:41am: maybe someday, if i survive my anatomy class this semester, i'll get around to stumbling again. if not, at least i got to play with dead people in a totally legitimate manner. ha ha! i get to touch dead people, yooo-ooou doooo-ooon't! neener neener!

StumbleUpon - peasofgreens web site reviews and blog: Aug 23, 2006 5:11pm 96 reviews stumblers, totally-cool-people
http://peasofgreen.stumbleupon.com/; peasofgreen has the nicest dog, ever. broc offered to let me use some of his poo for the international poo ring if i really wanted. any woman who owns a dog that is charitable enough to give his own poo out of the goodness of his heart is cool by me!

Find-the-Spam: May 4, 2006 1:56am 5 reviews humor, spam, sexual-deviance
http://www.smalltime.com/findthespam/; this was the very first page i ever visited on the intarweb back in 1996. it holds a special place in my heart.

i should start a real life version of this game. hide the spam in my ex-boyfriend's house, and see how long it takes him to discover not only the mystery smell, but exactly which shoe it's coming out of, too.

Dog Poo Gallery from Aussie Doctor Poo - Doctor Poo: May 2, 2006 6:47pm 1 review dogs, poop, international-poo-ring
http://www.doctorpoo.net/; someday i'd like to make a donation to the international poo ring. unfortunately, i don't own a dog. maybe it's best to befriend someone with a dog, so i could take photos of its turds without the responsibility. besides, if i can't afford to feed it, it won't be able to crap anyway, will it? goddamn, dogs are useless.

Feb 18, 2006 6:51pm: i propose that the state slogan of wisconsin should be changed from

"wisconsin: we like to fuck badgers"

to

"come to wisconsin, you won't get pregnant"

all in favour?...

SMASHING PUMPKINS: Jan 27, 2006 12:23pm 8 reviews music, men-i-love
http://www.billycorgan.com/; a beautiful man with a beautiful message.

a white charles barkley.

little known fact: mussolini faked his death after the war and changed his name to billy corgan.

http://www.geocities.com/nkpatel/mrt/: Jan 20, 2006 9:35pm 5 reviews cyberculture, bizarre, gaiety
http://www.geocities.com/nkpatel/mrt/; move over, ham[p]ster dance and all your base... bend over, spread your cheeks and wince in anticipation to the original internet meme from 1997: mr. t ate my balls (foo')!

CNN.com - Bird flu claims 3rd�Turkish child - Jan 6, 2006: Jan 7, 2006 1:10pm 1 review death, morbidly-amusing
http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/01/06/turkey.birdflu/index.html; from the page:

The doctor said the youngsters most likely contracted the virus while playing with the heads of dead chickens infected with the disease. The children had reportedly tossed the chicken heads like balls inside their house [...]. "They played with the heads for days," Sahin said.

wtf? little bastards. when i was young, i was only allowed to play frog baseball outside. god forbid i break a vase while playing "keep away" with a mouse corpse.

and come on, i can't be the only person in the world that finds it deliciously ironic (pun intended) that a country called turkey is one of the first places to be hit with the bird flu.

AlterVistas - Weird Games: Rabbit Breeder: Jan 5, 2006 10:31pm 3 reviews flash, fucking-like-bunnies
http://www.altervistas.com/games/weird/7; you have to click and drag pink, sadistic looking rabbits to make them hump while avoiding meteors and electric fences. just like in real life.

and the male rabbits light up a ciggy after sex... just like in real life. is it worth mentioning that this is the most realistic game i have ever played? it's giving me flashbacks to 'nam.

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